For medical practices

Start with what is missing. There is no BAA.

We have not signed a business associate agreement and we have had no HIPAA assessment. If your practice is a covered entity and the line handles anything about a patient's care, that paperwork is not optional and we do not have it — so this is not your answer, and no badge on this page stands in for it. What is left is narrower and it is real: the enquiry line. Hours, address, parking, whether you are taking new patients, and getting everyone else to a person without taking their medical details.

Hear it before you read another word. Dial (314) 784-8835. It answers for several trades, and it does not assume yours — say “I run a medical practice” and it will take the call the way your front desk would, including a patient enquiry. Or tell it what a typical call sounds like for you and let it answer that.

The call you are not there for.

It is twenty to eight on a Tuesday and the office closed at five. Three calls arrive on the same line. One is asking whether you are taking new patients. One was told by a pharmacy to ring about a renewal. One is a woman whose husband's chest has been tight for twenty minutes, calling her doctor's office because that is who you call. A voicemail greeting gives all three the same thirty seconds, and only one of them is measured in minutes.

Three calls a medical practice gets, and what happens to them.

Sample call Incoming · after hours
My husband's chest has been tight for about twenty minutes and now his arm feels heavy. Should I just bring him in when you open?
Hang up and dial 911 now. I'm not going to ask you anything else about it and I'm not the one to judge it — that's what 911 is for. Go.
Told her to dial 911 in the first sentence, before a name or a number No symptom question asked and no opinion given on whether it could wait No message taken. On this call a message is the failure
Answered 1.4s/Told to dial 911/No triage attempted
Sample call Incoming · new patient enquiry
Are you taking new patients? And do you do evenings — I can't get away during the day.
I can take your details and have the office call you back to confirm both, and I'd rather do that than guess at either. Can I take your name and the best number? And so they know what to say when they ring — is this for you or for someone else?
Nothing invented about availability or hours it cannot see Name and number taken and read back digit by digit Callback raised within seconds of the call ending, with no clinical detail in it
Answered 1.3s/Callback raised/Nothing clinical logged
Sample call Incoming · refill request
I'm nearly out of my prescription and I need a refill. Can you put it through? It's the one for my—
Let me stop you before you tell me which one. Refills aren't handled on this line and I'm not going to take the details of yours. What works is asking your pharmacy to send the renewal request across, because that lands with the person who signs it.
Stopped the caller before a medication or a condition was said Pointed at the pharmacy renewal, which reaches the prescriber rather than a message pile Callback raised as a refill query carrying a name and a number and nothing else
Answered 1.5s/Wrong queue, redirected/Nothing clinical logged

What it gets out of the caller.

  1. 01

    A name and a callback number, read back digit by digit, which on an enquiry line is most of what the office needs to pick the call up properly

  2. 02

    Whether the caller is asking about becoming a patient or about something already underway — the second one goes to the practice rather than into a message

  3. 03

    What they were told to ring about, in their words, so the person calling back knows which queue this belongs in before they dial

  4. 04

    Whether they asked for someone specific by name, because that is a routing fact rather than a clinical one and it saves a transfer later

  5. 05

    Whether the call came in after hours, so the practice can see what the line is actually carrying when nobody is in the building

Why a general answering service loses this call.

  1. 01

    It takes a message from someone who should be dialling 911.

    A general script is built to capture, and capture is the wrong reflex here. Chest pain, trouble breathing, heavy bleeding, sudden weakness or numbness on one side, sudden confusion or trouble speaking, sudden trouble seeing, a sudden severe headache with no known cause — none of those want a name and a number. They want the caller to hang up. Every question asked first is a question that costs them time.

  2. 02

    It triages, and it is not qualified to.

    The instinct to be helpful turns into “that sounds like it can wait until morning”, which is an opinion about a symptom offered by something that cannot examine anyone. The safe version does less: it says who it is, says it cannot help with care, and gets out of the way fast.

  3. 03

    It collects health information nobody agreed to hold.

    Where the practice is a covered entity, a service handling protected health information on its behalf is a business associate and needs a signed agreement. A general answering service will happily write down the symptom, the medication and the diagnosis, and every one of those lands in a recording and a transcript that no paperwork covers.

  4. 04

    It says HIPAA-compliant on its website.

    The word is easy to print and the agreement is not. Ask the specific question instead of reading the badge: will you sign a BAA, what is in it, where are the recordings stored, and for how long. We have said our answer at the top of this page rather than making you ask.

What it costs.

One monthly fee. No per-minute billing, so a storm week does not arrive as a surprise invoice, and no per-call charge, so you are never choosing between answering the phone and the bill. The full numbers are on the pricing page rather than behind a sales call.

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Questions medical practices ask.

Are you HIPAA compliant?

No. There is no business associate agreement and no HIPAA assessment behind this service, and we are not going to imply otherwise with a badge. Where a practice is a covered entity and the line handles protected health information, that paperwork is required, and without it we are the wrong choice — not a risk worth taking. What this suits is an enquiry line where no patient care is discussed.

So which calls will you actually take?

The ones with no health information in them. Are you taking new patients, what are your hours, where are you, is there parking, how do I register, who do I speak to about an account. Anything about a symptom, a medication, a result or an existing course of treatment gets stopped politely and sent to your practice, and the assistant says why.

What does it do with an emergency?

It tells the caller to hang up and dial 911, in the first sentence, before it asks for a name. It does not ask a follow-up to decide whether it qualifies, because it is not triaging and a question costs the caller time. To be exact about what it can do: it cannot contact 911 or anyone else on the caller's behalf. It has two tools — one raises a callback request, the other dials one number you configure.

Can it book appointments into our system?

No. It has no calendar, no access to your practice software, and it is instructed never to name a day, a time or an arrival window it cannot see. It takes the enquiry, reads it back, and has it with your team within seconds so a person books it. That is not built, and we are not going to say it is.

Is the call recorded?

Yes — every call is recorded, transcribed and summarised, and that is part of why the line is scoped the way it is. A recording of someone describing their symptoms is exactly the thing a BAA exists to govern, so the assistant is built to stop that conversation rather than capture it.

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